1. Hi, Peter. What's happening?
2. If youcould just go ahead andmakesure you do that from now on, that would be great.
3. Oh no! Not again!I swear to God, one of these days, I’ll kick this piece of shit out thewindow.
4. - Is that your real name? Areyou related to the singer guy? - No, it's just a coincidence.
5. How come no one in this countrycan pronounce my name right?
6. - Why don't you just go by Mikeinstead of Michael? - No way! Why should I change? He’s the one who sucks.
7. I gotta get outta here. I thinkI'm gonna lose it.
8. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays.
9. Can I get you something todrink or nibble on?
10. - What if we're still doingthis when we're fifty? - It would be nice to have that kind of job security.
11. They don't understand. I could ripthis place off big time.
12. - Why don't you just ask her out? - You can't just walk up to awaitress and ask her out.
13. Oh, that reminds me…
14. Speakingof problems, what is it with your T.P.S report?
15. - What’s he doing? - Probably working on another heart attack.
16. Tom every week you say you're gonna lose your job and you're stillhere.
17. Just the thought of having to go to the state unemployment office…
18. There are people in this world who don't have to put up with allthis shit.
19. You see that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind.
20. Can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through thewall?
21. You two still going out?
22. Tell meabout it.
23. - Lumbergh's gonna have mecome in on Saturday. - You can get out of that easily. All you gotta do is avoid him on Friday,duck out early, turn off your answering machine, you should be home free.
24. - That's it? If you had a million dollars you’d do two chicks at thesame time? - I've always wanted to do that. What would you do? - Besides twochicks at the same time? Nothing. I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day.I would do nothing. - You don't need a million dollars to do nothing. Take alook at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.
25. So you should ask yourself, with every decision you make, is it goodfor the company?
26. I'd like to welcome a new member to our team. This is Bob. Bob is aconsultant.
27. So I was sitting in my cubicle today and I realized ever since Istarted working every single day of my life has been worse than the day beforeit. That means every single day you see me that's on the worse day of my life.
28. Is there any way that you could just zonk me out so that I don’tknow that I'm at work? Could I come homeand think that I've been fishing all day?
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