英语幽默短剧剧本ThePocketMoney
Scene1（AtSalesman’shome）
N:Inadarkdirtyhouse,therelivedasmall,dirtysalesman.Healwaysmakesunhealthycandiesandsellsthemtothestudents.Hehasalotofmoneynow.Buthowdoeshemakethecandies?Oh,xu……Heiscoming!
S:Hello,doyouknowme?No?Oh,letmetellyou.I’mthefamouscandysalesmanattheschoolgate.Mycandiesareverypopular,(展示)，Idon’tknowwhy.Thefoolishstudentsalwayscomehere.I’llbeabosssoon!Candy,money,candy,money……
Oops!It’stimetomakecandiesnow.(看表)
First,puttheflouronthetable.
Then,water,sugar,flour.(边说边做)
Nowpress,press……
Oh,mydirtyhands!Nevermind!Justdoit!(满不在意的神情)
Press,press……
Oh,mygod!Nevermind!Justdoit!
Press,press,thechildrenwillnotknowit,it’sOK,hehehe……
Nowletmecutitintopieces!
另一个
白雪公主与七个小矮人SnowWhiteandtheSevenDwarfs英文短剧本
旁白：Onceuponatime,therewasaqueen.ShehadaprettydaughternamedSnowWhite.Soonafterthechildwasborn,thequeendied.Thequeenmarriedanotherqueen.Thestepmotherwasveryjealous.ShedressedSnowWhiteinragsandforcedhertodothehouseworkalldayandallnight,suchassweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.
白雪：(Sweepandmopthefloor,dosomecleaning,carrywaterandsoon.)
皇后：I’mthenewqueen.I’mverybeautiful.yousee.Ifanyoneismorebeautifulthanme,I’llkillher.Ihaveamagicmirror.IfIwanttoknowsomething,Itwilltellmesurely.Now,mirror,mirror,comehere!
魔镜：Yes,I’mcoming.YourMajesty!Whatdoyouwanttoknow?
皇后：Mirror,mirror,onthewall.Whoisthefairestoftheall?
魔镜：Yes.YourMajesty!Youarethefairestofall,Ithink.Butthereisayounglady.Sheisaswhiteassnow,asredasroseandasblackasebony.Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanyou.
皇后：Sheismuchmorebeautifulthanme?Whoisshe?Tellmequickly.
你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改
