1、老板最大
There was a guy who 姿瞎went into a shop to buy a parrot.
有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。
There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000.
店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。
The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That‟s so expensive for this kindof parrot.”
顾客问老板：「为什么这只要卖五千元？这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了！」
The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.”
老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。」
So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?”
顾客又问：「那这只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」
The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That‟s why 迹闭空he‟s so expensive.”
老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。」
Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?”
顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」
The owner of the shopsaid, “I don‟t know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all!
老板说：「我不知道。我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有！
But the other two call him „The Boss.‟”
不过另外两只态核叫他：『老板！』」
2、他真是一个大人物
Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.
小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。
Man:He is really somebody.What does do?
男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？
Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery.
小孩：墓地守墓人。
3、 A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate.
有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。
Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class.
八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人，然后就以为自己恋爱了。
So the eight-year-old kid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?”
因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸：「爸爸，结婚很花钱吗？」
And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.”
爸爸说：「是啊，儿子，非常花钱。」
So the son asked, “How much does it cost?”
儿子又问：「要花多少钱呢？」
And the father said, “I don‟t know, son. I‟m still paying.”
爸爸说：「我不知道，儿子，我到现在还一直在付钱啊！」
4、Son: Dad, give me a dime.
儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了(该自立了)，不是吗？
Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you?
儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？
5、Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old.
汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。
Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that.
当他去电影院的时候。那时他第一次去。
He buys a ticket and goes in.
他买了张票进去了。
But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again.
但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。
After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket.
几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。
Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket.
接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。
But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?”
一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊? 你见到了几个朋友？"
“No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”
"没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了。"
