Zengxiaoxian:Nowisthemidnight,12o'clock,welcometomy
listeningshows:'yourmoon,andmyheart'.Goodmanisme,Iamzengxiaoxian.Ifyouhaveanyinterestingthings,fellfreetodialthenumber:8008208820,thenturn"2"key--press.Todayxiaoxianwilltalkthehypertensionwitheverybody.So~~,whatisthehypertension?Hypertensionis···
曾小贤：现在是夜里12点，欢迎大家收听节目：你的月亮我的心。好男人就是我，我就是曾小贤。大家有什么想交流的请播8008208820，转2键。今天小贤跟大家谈谈高血压。那么，什么是高血压呢?高血压就是······
Huyifei:Iknow,Iknow,Hypertensionisaconditioninwhichthe
bloodpressure,onatleasttwoormorereadingsondifferentdatesafteraninitialscreening,isfoundtobehigherthannormal
(Hangupandsecretlysay:teacherzengforgotthelines,haha
~butonlyoneofthepieces,Idon'tknowwhereotherpieces.)
胡一菲(电话打入)：高血压我知道，是血压在正常情况下高于正常值。(挂电话，偷偷地说：
曾老师台词忘带了，哈哈~不过只有一张了，其它可不知道哪去了)
Zengxiaoxian(helpless):yifei,youareveryveryclever!Thenext,
we'lltalkabout···
(Telephoneringsagain)
What'swrongagain?Mybroadcastingratingissohigh,you
shouldnotalwayscallin.yifei~!please~
曾小贤(无奈)：一菲，你真是聪明啊!那接下来我们来谈谈······(电话又响)
又怎么了?我节目收听率这么高，不要总占别人线啊，一菲!
Huyifei:No,no···,Itisurgent!ziqiaobrokeupwithLisarong,
he···
胡一菲：不是啊，有急事啊!子乔刚和Lisa榕分手了，他······
Zengxiaoxian:Oh~!No~no~WhatshouldIdo?Icannotbe
promoted!Imusttalktoziqiaoaboutit!Ziqiaoyoucan't~can't~
Zhanbo:I,qie~Iamzhanbo!
展博：我，切、、我是展博。
(MeijiakickedLvziqiao)
(美嘉踢吕子乔一脚)
Mr.Zeng:Hehadblurredvisionandlightheaded.Thisisasymptomofhypertension.
曾小贤：他视力模糊，还头重脚轻，高血压的症状之一
HuYifei:Ziqiao,areyoupretending?Doyouwanttotakeadvantageofoursympathyforyou?(捶~~~)
胡一菲：子乔，你不会是装的吧，想乘机利用我们对你好?(捶他一下)
LvZiqiao:Yifei,shit!Ihaveseverechestpain!Actually,youpoundedme!
吕子乔：一菲，你有病啊?我胸痛得厉害，你还捶?!
ZengXiaoxian:Hehasthestethalgia,thisisthesymptomofhypertensiontoo.Haha~,Iamapractitioner.Icandiagnose.
曾小贤：他胸痛，这也是高血压的症状，哈哈，我是名医了!我会诊断病了~
LvZiqiao:Mr.Zeng,areyouanearthman?Iamdyingbecauseofhurt
吕子乔：曾老师，你还是不是人啊?我都快疼死了~
ZengXiaoxian:Ah,yeah,Zhanbo,Meijia,Yifei,massagehischestimmediately!
曾小贤：哦，对，展博、美嘉、一菲，快给他按摩按摩胸部，先暂时减轻痛苦。
曾小贤：不···不是吧?那我怎么办啊!我的事业也会被断送啊!让我和子乔说说，不能阿不能阿······
Meijia：(Grabbedthephone)Youhavenochance,Heseemsa
littledizzy.Todayyouaretalkingabouttheill,arenotyou?Savehimquickly!
美嘉(抢过电话)：没机会了，他好像有点晕。你今天不是讲病吗?快点救救他吧~
Zengxiaoxian:Well,okay,lethimspeak.
曾小贤：好，好吧，让他讲话。
Lvziqiao:zengzengteacher,Ibrokeup,ah~~~~~~~(Heisgoingto
fall,zhanboholdshim)
Mei,meijia,youalsohavebreast?
吕子乔：曾，曾老师，我分手了，啊······(要晕倒)(被展博扶住)美、美嘉，你有胸啦!?
Zhanbo:I,qie~Iamzhanbo!
展博：我，切、、我是展博。
(MeijiakickedLvziqiao)
(美嘉踢吕子乔一脚)
Mr.Zeng:Hehadblurredvisionandlightheaded.Thisisasymptomofhypertension.
曾小贤：他视力模糊，还头重脚轻，高血压的症状之一
HuYifei:Ziqiao,areyoupretending?Doyouwanttotakeadvantageofoursympathyforyou?(捶~~~)
胡一菲：子乔，你不会是装的吧，想乘机利用我们对你好?(捶他一下)
LvZiqiao:Yifei,shit!Ihaveseverechestpain!Actually,youpoundedme!
吕子乔：一菲，你有病啊?我胸痛得厉害，你还捶?!
ZengXiaoxian:Hehasthestethalgia,thisisthesymptomofhypertensiontoo.Haha~,Iamapractitioner.Icandiagnose.
曾小贤：他胸痛，这也是高血压的症状，哈哈，我是名医了!我会诊断病了~
LvZiqiao:Mr.Zeng,areyouanearthman?Iamdyingbecauseofhurt
吕子乔：曾老师，你还是不是人啊?我都快疼死了~
ZengXiaoxian:Ah,yeah,Zhanbo,Meijia,Yifei,massagehischestimmediately!
曾小贤：哦，对，展博、美嘉、一菲，快给他按摩按摩胸部，先暂时减轻痛苦。
(Theymassagedhiminamess.)
(众人对他进行一番乱按摩)
Zhanbo:Ah~~~Mr.Zeng,hehasthebloodynose.
展博：啊~~曾老师，他流鼻血了~
(Theycrowded,looking."Yeah,justnosebleed,LvXiaobu'sblood.")
(众人拥上，看了半天，“恩，果然是鼻血，吕小布的血”)
(Turningtheirhead,Ziqiaoismissing.Theyareseeking.HehidedinWC.)
(回头，子乔不见了，众人找，发现在厕所)
HuYifei:Mr.Zeng,hehidedinWC,unwillingtocomeout.Andhesaidhehasfrequenturination.
胡一菲：曾小贤，他在厕所，不肯出来，说自己尿频。。
ZengXiaoxian:Ah~~~frequenturination,heistheinvisibleManofhypertension.Doeshecomeout?
曾小贤：哇塞~还尿频，看来他是一个高血压的隐形患者啊~~~他出来了吗?
People:No~~~
众人：没有.
zeng:uh-huh,letme,themaster,educatehimwhenheisin
toilet.Fistly,patientswithhypertensionmusthavealow-saltandlow-fatdiet.
曾小贤：恩哼，趁他在卫生间，让我这个大师来对他进行教育吧~首先，高血压患者要低盐、低脂饮食。
all:Low-saltandlow-fat.
众人：低盐低脂。
zeng:Payattentiontostressmanagement.
曾小贤：压力调节
all:Onlymakeagirlfriendeachtime.
众人：一次只交一个女朋友。
zeng:Takefoodthatarerichinminerals,forexample,potassium,calcium,magnesium.
曾小贤：多吃含镁、钾、钙等矿物质的食物。
all:Eatcarrot(zhan)、Chinesecabbage(mei)andshell(fei)everyday.
众人：天天吃胡萝卜(展博)、白菜(美嘉)、贝壳(一菲)
zeng:Moreexercise.
曾小贤：多运动
all:Giveusyourcar.
众人：把你的车给我们。
zeng:Takeantihypertensivemedicationsdaily.
曾小贤：天天服用降压药
all:Themedicinesareclosetothemouth.
众人：药不离嘴
(ziqiaocomingbackfromthetoilet)
(子乔从厕所里出来)
ziqiao:Ifeelbad.Mybloodpresureisrather,rather,high.I'mgoingtodie.Givesomemoneytome,Iwillgotohospital.
吕子乔：我不太对劲，我有高血压，我要死了!你们那点钱给我吧，我要去医院。
(allfeelpanicthentakeoutmoneytoziqiao)
(众人惊慌，纷纷取出钱给子乔)
ziqiao:Ineedn'tpaybackthemoneyspendingonthediseasetoyou,doI?
(众人愣住了，去厕所一看，发现了曾小贤落下的台词)
(allaredumbfounded,thentheygotoseethetoilet,thenfindzeng'sleftpiecesoflines)
众人：“他不会看着书生病的吧。”
all:he'snotsick,hejustpretendtobeweakaszengxiaoxian'slines.
吕子乔：哈哈，背个高血压的台词就能有这么多钱!哈哈~
ziqiao:ha-ha~~~justrecitesomehypertensionlinescanearnsomuchmoney!I'mrichnow!Ha~ha~
(众人追出去)：还我们钱!
(allrunafterhim)：paybackthemoney!
曾小贤：这个故事告诉我们，学习医学知识真是有用~
zeng:Thestorytellus,itisreallyusefultolearnthemedicalknowledge.
吕子乔：我去看病的，这钱你们不要我还吧?
(allshakehead)
(众人摇头)
zeng:ziqiao,doyouknowthatwhichinvestigationsyouneedandwhichdrugyouneedbuy?
曾小贤：子乔，你知道去医院做哪些检查吃哪些药吗?
ziqiao:Ofcourse.Calciumchannelblockers,
angiotensin-convertingenzymeinhibitors,vasodialtorsanddiuretics,e.g.
吕子乔：知道~钙离子阻断剂、血管紧张素转化酶、血管舒张剂、利尿剂。。(说完就跑了。)
(withthat,herunaway.)
