When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
当big Larry（人名）过来把他放下
Spongebob turned into a clown.
海绵宝宝变成了一个小丑。
And no girl ever wants to dance, With a fool who went and(Rip Sound) ripped his pants.
没有哪个女孩想和一个撕掉自己短裤的傻瓜跳舞。（嗤笑）
SpongeBob:I know I shouldn't mope around.
海绵宝宝：我知道我不应该闷闷不乐。
I shouldn't curse. But the pain feels so much worse 'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun.
我也不该诅咒什么。可是实在是太痛了。而且，没有人搭理我也太无趣了。
Then a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns. (Wierd noises)
这就像太阳把我晒坏了和面包里有沙子一样令人讨厌。（奇怪噪音）
Now I learned a lesson, I won't soon forget. So listen and you won't regret. Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance, And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants!(Group rip)
现在我明白了，我再也不会忘了。嘿听着，即使你不感到抱歉。要对自己真诚，不要失去任何机会，这样你就不会像一个撕掉自己裤子的愚蠢傻瓜了！（欢呼）
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