SpringFestivalPieces"KungFu"
ZhaoBenshan,FanWei,CaiWeili,王晓虎
ZhaoBenshan:Ihaveheardhim,improperlycooks,忽悠hotlinetoprevent,andthreatenedtonolongerdaretodeception.Cruelrealityhasbeenalmostalineofdefenseinmymind,thisyearIwanttosellwhatlittlehepromisedthreeyearsonthetopicIcannotdeliverachildwiththeaudience.
Adisciple:masterintoyour
ZhaoBenshan:Donotworry,bemadebydialingatelephoneharassment.(Dialin)
Bell....(Phonerings)
Fan:Hello
ZhaoBenshan:Hello
WeiFan:Thisistheeyebyananti-忽悠youradvice...
SpringFestivalPieces"KungFu"
ZhaoBenshan,FanWei,CaiWeili,王晓虎
ZhaoBenshan:Ihaveheardhim,improperlycooks,忽悠hotlinetoprevent,andthreatenedtonolongerdaretodeception.Cruelrealityhasbeenalmostalineofdefenseinmymind,thisyearIwanttosellwhatlittlehepromisedthreeyearsonthetopicIcannotdeliverachildwiththeaudience.
Adisciple:masterintoyour
ZhaoBenshan:Donotworry,bemadebydialingatelephoneharassment.(Dialin)
Bell....(Phonerings)
Fan:Hello
ZhaoBenshan:Hello
WeiFan:Thisisaneyebyyouranti-忽悠Hotline,Iexperiencedtheold上当者Fan,takenbyvirtueofmanyyearsexperience,whetheryoumakeaclear忽悠judge,itwas卖拐pleasepress1,press2car,ItwasachildisentitledFastThinkingby3,itwassolddirectlytoastretcher110
ZhaoBenshan:Hello
Fan:Hello
ZhaoBenshan:CanyoumasteryourFan
WeiFan:ah,whoyouare?
ZhaoBenshan:~Ihaveaquestionyouwouldliketodirecttheoldlook
WeiFan:ah,yousay
ZhaoBenshan:Weheadhomemother猪啊
WeiFan:ah
ZhaoBenshan:nigerabuseofwhiteflowers,
WeiFan:ah
ZhaoBenshan:themorningupto80framespersecondspeedstepforward疯跑,咣fryingpanintothetrees,dead
WeiFan:killed,ah,thepig'svisionisnotwhatistheproblemwith,ah,
ZhaoBenshan:botheyeswere1.5
WeiFan:Whatwillthementalillnessah,
ZhaoBenshan:canmentalhealthofthis
WeiFan:howtokilltheNa
ZhaoBenshan:那头pigwillnotturntheirbrainsBai
WeiFan:Oh
WeiFan:Iamthepersonthatyoudonotpayattentiontochildren,youarenotinaccordancewiththelicensingroutinesah,entitledFastThinkingthatyouhavetopress3Na,andthatsincetheway,Ialsoquestionconsulting
ZhaoBenshan:Yousaid
FanWei:ChineseNewYear,and
ZhaoBenshan:TU
WeiFan:WhatNewYear,ourfamilydidnotbuyapigontheleftandadonkey,yousaythatIamafirst先杀donkeyorpigNaNa
ZhaoBenshan:先杀you...Giveyoubothanopportunity
Adisciple:deliciousdonkey,donkey先杀
ZhaoBenshan:先杀donkey
WeiFan:Congratulations,youarecorrect,thepig-isalsothoughtto
ZhaoBenshan:somethingtogether.Hello--
WeiFan:smallforgestationalage
ZhaoBenshan:Hey,wow,sad,Ireallyfeelsadforyou,weshouldseethepoliticalarena独闯,andhowcanIbeassuredthattheground,
ApprenticeB:master,firstpigWell,
ZhaoBenshan:Thatissolikeadonkey,andItellyouthatonthisissuesothatyou先杀badone,IdidnotanswerthatbecauseIconsideritaproblemto,ah,didnotseethathehadfromthethenatendon,andnowhasgrowntounderstandtwo
Apupil:teacher,heistoomuch,yougobacktoGod
ZhaoBenshan:Youcannotgoback,卖拐herlame忽悠,忽悠Neginhiscar,andwithin10minutesin,Iwanthimtobeimpartial,Icannotabusechildrenwhenyouwereateacher.
Apprentice:Themasterfromthedoor,theindividual忽悠
ZhaoBenshan:Well,lookatmycue,intothe
Apprenticewho:Good
ZhaoBenshan:UnitedStatesofhim,hehastosee,瞅瞅,Ohdrink,butalsorun,wheretogo
ApprenticeA:IwouldliketoaskFanchefinit?
WeiFan:OhWhich,mayIaskyouradvice...Oh-Oh,呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀呀,whatshapeitis,ah,verychic,ah,ahis6+7-ThiswasabigscoldFengyunwanderhowfell忽悠Thisstep-by-stepdrawingfields?Fan:Ahheaven,theearthAh,thisismyeldestsisterwhoangelofthistoneah,pigintoatree,youhitapig,arear-endisnot,thensuckittothreeofthe
ZhaoBenshan:athree-yeargap,Iwantyoudead
WeiFan:忽悠
ZhaoBenshan:Iamcomingtoyou,repent
WeiFan:Next忽悠
ZhaoBenshan:mydisciplestotestify
WeiFan:Icome忽悠groups
WeiFan:nottomakeabig忽悠,aslongasweremainvigilantofthesegoodpeople,andwhatyouwillnotbeanumberofchildrenentitledFastThinkingit?Thegroundfloorofamonkey,atreeseven(riding)amonkey,twomonkeysnotonlyisthemonkey8
ZhaoBenshan:threemonkeysmayalsomayalsobeninemonkeys
WeiFan:howhasitchanged
ZhaoBenshan:amonkeypregnancy
WeiFan:interestingtoyou?
ZhaoBenshan:boring,IamnotentitledFastThinkingthatyougettheinitialstage,andIcometoyouanapology
WeiFan:Oh
ZhaoBenshan:forthreeyears,themostinthisworld,peopleIamsorrychefFan
Adisciple:Yes
ZhaoBenshan:howgood
ApprenticeB:yesah
ZhaoBenshan:IoftentellyouthatyousaidthatIwascheatedbyhis干啥
Discipleswere:itshouldnotbe
ZhaoBenshan:howdoyousaythatIamhonest,youhitmetwice
WeiFan:I
ZhaoBenshan:heyyou下不去hand
ZhaoBenshan:Youcalledmeafewwords
WeiFan:You
ZhaoBenshan:张不开yourmouth,so,anyway,youhavetoforgiveme,anddonothavetoforgivemeandforgivemeforgivemeifIdonothaveblowagainstourfaceswithgoodfaith
WeiFan:Oh,you呀呀呀呀呀呀,butalso,hecouldfeel,yousee,Ohit's忽悠,忽悠then
ZhaoBenshan:Participationfromme
WeiFan:Yo,Yo,canyoustandup,Yo,YoYo哎呦,itlacksdisease,呀呀Oh,walk,walktwosteps,takingtwostepsforwardandtakethetwo-step,hey-hey,ahme,fraud,fraudisnot,isnotfraud,andeveryoneislookingatit,whatanaccidentdoesnotmatterwithmeah,youarealwaysdistractedtheentireboardofthismysterious干啥,youstandupquickly,whatdidyousaygoodquickly
ZhaoBenshan:Soyouwanttodo
WeiFan:Iwanttolistento
ZhaoBenshan:Afterlisteningtoinyourletteryou
WeiFan:I,youstandupaslongastheletterI
ZhaoBenshan:Youremoveit,Iwasabletostandup
WeiFan:thattheArab-Israeli,
ZhaoBenshan:alongstory,ah,rememberthatitwasin2003thefirstsnowof2002anumberoflater,
WeiFan:Areyouthelyricsthewholechild干啥ah,whatisdirectlysaidsofast
ZhaoBenshan:Idonotplaywithyouinavirtual,today,Iapologizetoyou,come,toload,youlookfamiliar?
WeiFan:Thisisyour忽悠thatI,thatafewhundreddollars
ZhaoBenshan:didnotmoveasinglecent
WeiFan:Thisisapieceofsheet
ZhaoBenshan:Ihavenotwornonthechildthroughthewords
WeiFan:BigBrother
ZhaoBenshan:twoofusshouldunderstandthegrievancesofthebar,anditheldupoverthepastfewyearsthefeelingsbetweenthetwoofus,thatis,theculpritwheelchair,today,Ihaveinfrontofyourfacetobreakhis
Apupil:teachercannothitah,
ApprenticeB:master,thiswheelchairisreturnedtoyourchild哥俩oldwitnesstothegood,ah,
ZhaoBenshan:Donottalknonsense,andI,you,youcannotpullme
Apupil:teachercannothityou
ApprenticeB:Master,MyGod
Discipleswere:Master
WeiFan:BigBrother,BigBrother,youhavetohittohitme,bigbrother
ZhaoBenshan:bigbrothercannothityou
WeiFan:BigBrotherhasthesinceritytoyoutoo,andthechildrenareright,cannothityou,itisnotonlyawitness,wereturntothegood,itisI'llbetakentoavoidthealarm,Icollected
ZhaoBenshan:No,studentsdospendmoneytome,howcanyoudotoFavorites
WeiFan:howmuchmoneyIgaveyou
ZhaoBenshan:howmuchmoneytospendit,
Adisciple:2000
WeiFan:Ihavea2000
ZhaoBenshan:Ito2500
WeiFan:I3000
ZhaoBenshan:I3500
WeiFan:I4000
ZhaoBenshan:I5000
WeiFan:turnover
ZhaoBenshan:cheffittedtotheFan
WeiFan:哎哎,youcallthe5000,Idropthehammer.Turnover
ZhaoBenshan:No,no,youwrong,how,howthecall
ApprenticeB:IheardtheshoutingofcooksFan
WeiFan:WhatWhat
ApprenticeA:No,master'scall
WeiFan:Yousee,yousee
ZhaoBenshan:chaosthechaos,andthischild,itdoesnotmatterwho'scalling,youseewestrokeastroke,abitchaotic,firstcallthe
WeiFan:Iwouldfirstcall,and
ZhaoBenshan:howmuchyoushout
WeiFan:I2000
ZhaoBenshan:I2500
WeiFan:I3000
ZhaoBenshan:I3500
WeiFan:I4000
ZhaoBenshan:I4500
WeiFan:I5000
ZhaoBenshan:Youlookatthe
Fan:hey,
ZhaoBenshan:clearclear
WeiFan:alittlebitchaoticchaos
ZhaoBenshan:Youre-calculate
WeiFan:No,谁也别speakformyself,Icountmyself,strokingmyown
ZhaoBenshan:youowndisorder,and
WeiFan:You,youdonotspeak2000,2500,3000,3500,4000,4500,5000
ZhaoBenshan:Youranti-stroke,and2000isthatyoucalled
WeiFan:2000,2500,3000
ZhaoBenshan:No
WeiFan:2000,2500,3000,3500,4000,4500,5000
ZhaoBenshan:onthesub-
WeiFan:Oh
ApprenticeA:Iamwrong
ApprenticeB:Yes,youcallthe
WeiFan:wrong
ZhaoBenshan:Youlookatthis
WeiFan:notbigbrother,bigbrother,Idirectyourcall喊完4000isnot5000,right,ah
ZhaoBenshan:Thischild.Chaos,ah,nowthatit咱哥俩children,
WeiFan:ah
ZhaoBenshan:Youagreetocollection,itisnot
WeiFan:ah
ZhaoBenshan:isittimewere-callisnot
WeiFan:ah
ZhaoBenshan:5000listentounderstandthatthischildwhoiscryingintheend,the
WeiFan:ah,goodgood
ZhaoBenshan:that,thenumberofstartsis
Discipleswere:2000
WeiFan:I2000
ZhaoBenshan:turnover,thistimenotinturmoil,
WeiFan:ah,youdonotcallupthe
ZhaoBenshan:Yes,Iamafraidofthechaosshout
ApprenticeB:Thistimeyoucallthe
Fan:hey,thatline,donotmove,thisismywheelchair,Igiveyouthemoney,donotmovedonotmove,2000,
ZhaoBenshan:tellyoubrother,theoryshouldnotbemoney,
WeiFan:Yousaythe
ZhaoBenshan:Butyouhavetoface
WeiFan:Donotsaya
ZhaoBenshan:thispersonisyourface
WeiFan:Donotsaya
ZhaoBenshan:peopleshouldnotbegoverning,butnottothecharacteryouarenot
WeiFan:Ihavetakentoyouthe
ZhaoBenshan:bite,Itellyou,simply,ah,justbeginning,Ididnotwantto
WeiFan:哎哎,hey
ZhaoBenshan:No
WeiFan:changeisrobbed
ZhaoBenshan:No,youmisunderstood,Ithoughtyouwanttocontrol
WeiFan:Donotinstalled,ah,frominsideyou,youwere,anddesperatemeasure,欲擒故纵,themasterwith砸车,thethinningofthesuddendrophammerofconfused,Ionlyspentatotal
ZhaoBenshan:willbeonthetermsof
WeiFan:giveyouatotal
ZhaoBenshan:goforontheaccrual
WeiFan:send
ZhaoBenshan:fail,becausetoknowwhatfailure?Thisrecipecooksdonotwatchtheartofwar,withdrawal
Discipleswere:Master
Fan:hey
ZhaoBenshan:hey
Discipleswere:Master
ZhaoBenshan:干啥play,whichwenttohisknees,thatIamhere,you干啥twochildren,干啥ah
Adisciple:Master,Iamsorrytosaytoomuch,you忽悠lowIQ,andfailedtolearnwithwhatyouintendedtoplay
ApprenticeB:干啥yougoquickly,whileacarcannotkeepupwithall2-way
ZhaoBenshan:sad
Apprentice:Themasterinthelast,bya徒儿al
ZhaoBenshan:hey
WeiFan:Oh妈呀
ZhaoBenshan:呀呀Oh,Oh呀呀,theworldistoocrazy,andmousegavecatwhenthebridesmaids,mymother
Discipleswere:Master,pleaseacceptus
Fan:hey,hey,thechildren,thentheseaknowsnoboundaries,repentandtheshore,tolearnthegood,theChineseNewYear,redpacketstochildrentoyou,ah,theredpacketstochildren
ZhaoBenshan:sad,reallysadthatthismoneyyouwereabletodolastmonth,bothtoyouIdidnotpayit,sad
WeiFan:Collectoneofa
ApprenticeandGentlemen:thankmaster
Disciplesare:master,wonthe
ZhaoBenshan:Oh,嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,ofanti-inter-
WeiFan:Oh,veryhardtodetect,butlarge忽悠,Iamagainstyou
ZhaoBenshan:howthings,
WeiFan:忽悠to忽悠to,Idonotsitinawheelchairoryou
ZhaoBenshan:whatyouwant,
WeiFan:Yourcommitmenttothis
ZhaoBenshan:Whatcommitments
WeiFan:Yourstretcherthat
ZhaoBenshan:theirown
Fan:hey
ZhaoBenshan:Yousee,thisistailor-madeforyou,iftheshortcanbelengthened
WeiFan:Oh,Oh,youaregonetogreatpainsforme,ah,thanksI技高一筹,openthered,theChineseNewYear,andgiveyouacoupletyearrollingyear『Pofate,eatingacutting』wisdomThankyou,
ZhaoBenshan:Igiveyouyourfillof横披,self-taught『』
