我是富土康三号流水线的张全蛋 i am Michelejack from the third flow line in Futukang
英文名叫Michelejack my English name is Michelejack
法文名叫霍雷呆－杰Q赖 my French name is Hélodie Jaqueline
我的工作是组装手机 my job is to packing cellphone
那些大牌子的手机啊 these famous cellphones
都是我们代生产的 are all produced by us
什么samsong啊 like samsung
洛ki拉啊 Nokia
阿普啊 Apple
华强北啊 Huaqiang North
我都有摸过 i have already touched them
我是我们流水线的纪检员 i am the leader in out flow line.
那根据不同商家的要求啊，肯定是不一样的。 since there are different business, the requirements are different
像我们这种国际化的enterprise like the international enterprise like us
对质量的要求肯定是very的high have very high requirment on quality
毕竟我们也算是半个外企嘛 at least we are half of a foreign business
做的东西肯定是nuibilityde the products must be very good(niu bi)
像素高屏幕大电量足跑马灯 high pixel, big screen, well electricity supply and Draw Marquee-LED Banner(from baidu)
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小米手机是怎么检测的呢 how do we check the MI
我们就用一根温度计 we will use a thermometer
这就是thermometer just this thermometer
如果小米手机的开机温度低于85摄氏度的话 if this MI cellphone have temperature lower than 85 degree when we turn it on
就说明这部手机是不合格的 then this is a fail cellphone
那就要打回去重做 we will send it back to produce again
我是怎么检测锤子手机的质量的呢？ and how do i check the Hammer cellphone?
作为有情怀的国产手机 as a patriotism cellphone
质量一定要过硬 it must have a hard quality
一锤子下去 we will use the hammer and pound in it.
完好无损的那些才可以放到市场上无售卖 we can only sell the cellphones which didn't broke
所以我到现在都还没有看到哪里有卖 so i didn't find any places to sell it
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我喜欢的人是 the people i loved
4号流水线的李小花 is the Xiaohua Li in the fourth flowline
IsabellaLi
她正在和2号流水线上的赵铁柱谈恋爱 she is falling love with Tiezhu Zhao in the second flowline
赵铁柱他们班最近在代工那个什么 what are Tiezhu Zhao and his class doing now?
applewatch嘛 just Apple watch
他每个月连奖金总共有三千两百多块 his salary and prizes each month are three thousand and two hundred.
她是因为钱才跟他在一起的 she falling love with him just because of money
他连QQ会员都不是 he even is not a VIP in QQ!
那个苹果婊 that apple b***h
stupid！ stupid
苹果这个没有质检这个环节 Apple don't even have a checking point
就算iphone多烂你们都抢得头破血流嘛 no matter how worse the Apple phone is you guys would like to buy it
还用质检条毛啊 then why do we checking it?
那个applewatch那么烂 that apple watch is such a worse things
你们还不是那肾来换 that you would like so sell your kidney to buy it.
啊买了个表买了个表 ahhhhhhhh buy a watch buy a watch (F**k your mother)
stupid！stupid
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