Story1:TrickofStealingWatermelons
AhQstillhadthehabitofstealing.InvillageWee,thewatermelonsgrownbytheZhang'swerebigandsweetwhichwasknownfarandnear.Onenight,AhQwasverygreedytohavesomewatermelon,soheinvitedWangHutostealsome.Theycrawledtowardthewatermelonfieldinthedarkness.Intheflickeringcandlelight,theydimmlysawawatermelonkeeperlyingonabamboobed.Theybothwerenotsoboldtogoahead,thusAhQgraspedasmallstoneandthrewittothemiddleofthefield.Noresponsefromthekeeper,maybehewasinsleep.Thetwomencrawlednearer.MeanwhileAhQtouchedsomethingsticky,heputhishandtohisnose,itsmeltterrible."Fuckit!",cursedAhQinmind.JustnowAhQheardalightsound,itsoundedlikethebellows."Itissnore,"AhQthought,agreatjoycameintomind.AhQdraggedWangHutothebamboobedinstealth.Itwasreallysnore.AhQwhisperedawhiletoWangHu'sear.Thetwomenmovedsmoothlyandsilentlythebamboobedtogetherwiththekeepertothebrinkofapondnearby,especiallywiththeshoesideofthebedfacingthepond.Afterthattheyreturnedtothefield,pickedthebiggestmelonsandfilledtwobagsasiftheywerepickingtheirown.Thentheycarriedthebagsaway.About200or300metersaway,AhQshoutedtothefield,"Someonestealingwatermelons!"NosoonerhadthevoicefallenthancameaPootone—thesoundofsomethingdroppingintothewater.AhQandWangHugiggled,goingawaywithoutturningtheirheads.
故事之一：偷瓜妙计
阿Q依旧偷性不改。未庄张家的西瓜又大又甜，远近闻名。有天晚上，阿Q嘴馋，便约王胡一起摸黑爬到张家的西瓜地旁，摇曳的烛光中，隐约可见竹床躺着一位看瓜的伙计。二位不敢贸然行事，于是，阿Q先摸了一小块石子向瓜田中央扔去，看瓜的伙计没有反应，或许他睡着了。二人又向前爬了爬。阿Q的手突然摸着了一堆粘乎乎的东西，凑近鼻子一闻，酸臭酸臭，“妈妈的！”阿Q禁不住在心里骂道。这时隐约听见轻轻的象是拉风箱的声音。“对了，这是鼾声”，阿Q心想，不由一阵欣喜，拉着王胡朝竹床爬过去想探个究竟。的的确确是鼾声，阿Q对着王胡耳语一番。二人蹑手蹑脚地来到竹床边，轻轻地连人带竹床一起抬到离瓜地不远的水塘边，将竹床紧临水塘放好，并使放鞋的一边正对水塘。二人返回瓜地，放心大胆地如同在自家地里摘瓜一般，拣最大的摘了两大袋子，扛着袋子走了。走了约二三百米，阿Q回过头来大喊一声：“有人偷瓜罗！”随后听见远处扑通一声，阿Q和王胡呵呵直笑，便头也不回地去了。给个最佳答案吧
