[Dre(Em)]
Yeah
(Definately,definately,definately,definatelydefinatelyK-mart)
Yeah,yeah
[Eminem(Dr.Dre):]
Youfindmeoffensive?IfindyouoffensiveForfindingmeoffensive
HenceifIshoulddrawalineonanyfences
Ifsotowhatextenseif
Any,shouldIgo?'Causeit'sgettingexpensive
Beingontheothersideofthecourtroomonthedefensive
TheysaythatIcauseextensive
PshycologicalnervedamagetothebrainwhenIgotolenghtsthis,
Faratotherpeople'sexpenses
Isayyouralljusttoogoddamnsensitive
It'scensorship
Andit'sdownrightblasphomous
ListentoshitnowcauseIwon'tstandforthis
AndChirs-stiff-pherReeveswon'tsitforthisneither
Andlet'sclearthisuptooIain'tgotnobeefwithhimeither
Heusedtobelikeaherotome
IevenbelieveI,hadoneofthose25centstickersonmyre--fridgerator
RightnexttoDarthVader
AndDarthmusthaveputahexonhimforlater
Ifeellikeit'smyfaultcauseofthewaythat
IstuckhimupinbetweenhimandLexLuther
IkilledSuperman,IkilledSuper--man
Andhowironic,thatI'dbethebadguy
Kryptonite:TheGreenChronic
[Chorus:]
CauseIain'tgotnolegs!
Ornobrain,nicetomeetyou
Hi,mynameis...
Iforgotmyname!
MynamewasnottobecomewhatIbecamewiththisleveloffame
Mysoulispossessedbythisdevilmynewnameis....
RainMan
NowintheBibleitsays
Thoushaltnotwatchtwolesbiansinbed,
Havehomosexualsex
Unlessofcourseyouweregiventheconsenttojoinin
Thenofcourse,it'sintercourse
Andit'sbi-sexualsex
Whichisn'tasbad,aslongasyoushowsomeremorseforyouractions
Eitherbefore,duringorafterpeformingtheactofthatwhich
Isnormallyreferredtohavesuch,morecommonlyknownphrases
Thataremoreusedbytoday'skids
Inamorederogatorywaybut
Who'stosay,what'sfairtosay,andwhatnottosay?
Let'saskDr.Dre
Dr.Dre?(Whatup?)
IgottaquestionifImay?(Yeah)
IsitgaytoplayPutt-Puttgolfwithafriend(Yeah)
Andwatchhisbutt-buttwhenheteesoff?(Yeah)
But,ut!Iain'tdoneyet
Infootballthequarterbackyellsouthutt-hutt
Whilehereachesinanothergrownman'sass
Grabsonhisnutsbutjustwhatif
Itwasnevermeantitwasjustanaccident
Buthetripped,fell,slippedandhispeniswentin
Histeenytinylittleroundhineybuthedidn'tmeanit
Buthislittleweenieflinchedjustalittlebit
AndIdon'tmeantogoinintoanymoredetailsbut
Whatifhepictureditasafemalesbutt?
Isthatgay?Ijustneedtoclearthingsup
Tiltheni'lljustwalkaroundwithamanlystrutbecause...
[Chorus]
Youfindmeoffensive,Ifindyouoffensive
Shit,thisisthesameverseIjustdidthis
WhenamIgonnacometomygoodsenses?
ProbablythedayBushcomestomydefenceses
MyspidersensestellingmeSpidermanisnearby
Andmyplanistogethimnext
Andopenupawhipasscanister
GoddamnitDrewhereisthegoddamnbeat?(Yeah)
Anyway,anywayIdon'tknowhowelsetoputit
ThisistheonlythingthatI'mgoodat
Iamthebadguy,Kryptonite:TheGreenChronic
Demonic,yepyep,don'tworryI'monit
Igotit,highfiveNickLachey
StuckapeninJessica'sheadandwalkedaway
Andsheblewaroundtheroomlikeaballoon-a
Grabbedthelastcanofchickentuna
Outthetrashcanandscrewmy
HeadisstraightbacktotheNeverlandRanch
Withapeanutbutter,jelly,chicken,tunasandwhich
AndIdon'tgottamakenogoddamnsense
IjustdidawholesongandIdidn'tsayshit
[Chorus]
CauseIIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
Yo,RainMan
Definately,definatelyDr.Dresuperdopebeatmakertwothousandand
Twothousandfourhundredandeightysevenmillion
Ninehundredandnseventythreethousandfourhundredandsixtythree
Andseventy(Yeah)
