阿q外传
阿Q： hello everyone. I am famous. My name is QQ. People call me A-Q.
I am very famous. I love my job very much . You know I am a worker. But I hate my boss, he says he is a foreigner， but I don't believe it .
老板： heng A_Q ,you know tomorrow is my fathers birthday.
阿Q： oh ,your fathers birthday?
How old is your father?
老板： hah, he is dead.
阿Q： oh he is`````
I am sorry to hear that , I am sorry to hear that, I am sorry to hear that
But when did your father die ?
老板： Two years before I was born.
阿Q： Oh ,two years before you were born ?
老板： eng ,tomorrow ,AQ, you should work harder .
阿Q： of course , of course I will work harder,. But master```
老板： en?
阿Q： I just want some more money. Some more money``
老板： you want some more money?
阿Q： Yes , some more money master.
老板： hahah ,打他
Tell you , no way
阿Q： No way ```哭
老板： I can find some body to help you .
阿Q：Somebody to help me? Who?
老板： WUMA, come here .
Wuma, be quick.
阿Q： wuma ? 登场wuma
老板： AQ, this is wuma. Wuma , now you just work together with AQ.
AQ`````打他
阿Q： master ,
老板： this is wuma, ,you know you just work together with her.
阿Q： NO problem`.
老板： Do remember ,do not do anything wrong to her. . Or I will kill you.
阿Q： OF course not.
老板： 看表，its ten o`clock , I just want to go to buy some animals to eat.
阿Q： OH animals to eat .
OK`````
老板： Remember, I will be back. Do not do anything wrong to her .
阿Q： Of course not ,take it easy .```M 下场
阿Q：eng ``` wuma , wuma .
Wuma ,wuma whats your name ? wuma
吴妈： My name is wuma
阿Q： wuma how many husbands do you have?
吴妈： only one
阿Q： she says ONLY ONE a`` how old is he ?
W : he is dead
阿Q： OH ,he is dead ,I am very glad to hear that. Wuma you know, my name is QQ, people tell me AQ. Wuma you know , I have a large house , you know? I make money everyday, a lot of money
吴妈： so you have o lot of wives?
阿Q： a lot of wifes? Oh I don't have any wifes. But I have two dogs ,and three cats and four monkeys.
吴妈： are they beautiful?
阿Q： of course , they are very beautiful.. but you are more beautiful than amimals.
I am sorry ,I mean animals are more beatiful than you.
I am sorry ,I mean you are as beautiful as animals.
Wuma``` to be frank , to tell you the truth,actually in my heart , in fact ````
I just want you to marry me. You know ,wuma,I just want you to be my wife.
Wuma, I just want to sleep with you.
吴妈： what ? what did you say?
阿Q： wuma, I just want to sleep with you..
吴妈： Wolf, wolf, no , no ,help, help, policeman policeman````
P: Wher is the wolf ?
W : here
P: he is AQ, he is not a wolf ,don't care about it .
Beautiful woman! May I know your name?
吴妈： My name is wuma, people call me wuma.
警察：May I know your name？
吴妈：My name is Wu Ma，People call me Wuma.
警察：Oh Wuma，how many husband do you have？
吴妈：Only one.
警察：Oh，only one？How old is she？
吴妈：He is dead.
警察：Dead？Good.
警察：Wuma，I just want you to be my wife No.6. To be my wife No.6.
阿Q：Wuma…
警察：Wuma…
阿Q：Wuma…
警察：Wuma…
警察 阿Q：Wuma… （动作）
警察：阿Q啊…
阿Q：ei…
警察：Wuma is very beautifu，right？
老板：阿Q啊
阿Q：Oh，master！（警察吓趴下）
老板：what did u do to Wuma？
阿Q：I did nothing！I did nothing！
老板：Stop！Stop！
阿Q：AH…
老板：Wuma， Come here！Heng！（拍桌子，把睡在地上的警察吓醒！）
警察：Nice to meet you…
老板：Wuma，coffee，coffee…
警察：ei ei 端咖啡，看吴妈
老板：Delicious coffee！
警察：Beautiful woman…
老板：Let’s cheers！
警察：OK，Cheers.（交杯酒）I have something to say.
老板：What？
警察：（从口袋里拿出钱）Ten thousands.
老板：What do you mean？
警察：I want Wuma.
老板：Ah？You want Wuma？
阿Q：（冲过来）Master！
老板：My dear sir，you know，tomorrow is my farther’s birthday.I need her to work for me.
警察：I know，I know！
老板：You know. Ha Ha Ha…
警察：One million！
老板：One million？
警察：I want Wuma.
阿Q：（冲过来）I want Wuma.
老板：My dear Sir，you know，tomorrow is really my father’s birthday.
警察：I know，I know…
老板：you know…
警察：（掏出枪）I want Wuma！
老板：Hn…. Wuma is yours！
警察：Thank you ！hey Wuma you know, I am a good person,I am really very good. (掏出钱，塞到吴妈手中)You see，I’m good.
吴妈：撒掉钱，老板去捡
警察：Shit，I will kill you.
阿Q：哼，我手持钢鞭将你打！Master！
警察：哼 Wma，if you don’t go with me，I will kill you at once.
阿Q：You can’t hurt her.
警察：eng，bia（用枪打阿Q）
阿Q：I am hurt，I am dying Wuma，but before I die，I will draw a picture for you.wait a moment. (冲到老板面前，嚎哭)Master，this is my last request.（忽然站立）Master I just want a big piece of paper. （甩开老板）Be quick！（倒向吴妈）
吴妈：阿Q，are you all right？
阿Q：咳嗽，Wuma， you know I am not a wolf.
吴妈：I know，I know.
阿Q：Wuma，Do you know，I love you very much？Wma。I just want you to be my wife，Ok？
吴妈：OK，I will be your wife.
阿Q：But Wuma，you know，I am very poor.
吴妈：I don’t care，I don’t care.
阿Q：咳嗽 咳嗽
警察：Ah，this is a big pen.
老板：Ah，this is small paper.（跑开） And this is large paper，here you are.
阿Q：A big pen，OK！哼哼哈哈I will draw a picture for Wuma.
三人一起摇晃，阿Q倒地拿起画，上面两个心
阿Q：Wuma，this is the only picture for you，Wuma I am dying，咳嗽Wuma！！！！倒地
警察：So Wuma， you just go with me !
老板：No Wuma， you just go with me !
警察：go with me..（你在这边）
老板：go with me
警察：Hahaq，This is my wife No.6.
吴妈，no，no，no，I don’t want go with you.
老板：Haha you see，poor people no right to live in this world and they do not have right to fall in love with the girl. What should I do now？Oh，I know （把尸体拖走）He is so heavy！
