Life after death 死后重生
"Do you believelife after death?"boss asked onehis employees.
"Yes, Sir."new recruit replied."Well, then, that makes everything just fine,"boss went on. "After you left early yesterdaygoyour grandmother's funeral, she stopped insee you.
“你相信人能死后重生吗？”老板问他员工。
“我相信，先生”。这位刚班久员工回答。
“哦，那还好”。老板接着说。
“你昨天提早下班去参加你祖母葬礼后，她老人家到这儿看你来。”
Your horse called 马打电话
A guyreadingpaper whenwife walks up behind himsmacks himthe backthe head withfrying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She says, "I foundpiecepaperyour pocket with 'Betty Sue' writtenit."
He says, "Jeez, honey, 'Betty Sue' wasnamethe horsebet on." She shrugswalks away.
Three days later he's readingpaper when she walks up behind himsmacks himthe backthe head again withfrying pan.
He asks, "What was that for?"
She answers, "Your horse called."
家伙正在看报纸，他妻子走到他身后，用只煎锅敲他后脑勺。他问道：“这为什么？”她说：“我在你口袋里发现张写‘Betty Sue’纸条。”他说：“哎呀，亲爱，‘Betty Sue’我赌那匹马名字。”她耸耸肩，走。 三天后他正在看报纸，妻子走到他身后，又用只煎锅敲他后脑勺。他问：“这又为什么？”她答道：“你马打电话来。”
