Fish, do you take Tony, as your lawful husband, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness, and in health, till death do you part.
Yes, I do!
Fish, er, thank you for being the love of my life, the person I will share all my dreams, my desires, my plans and my ventures, whole of everything, thank you for being my partner in my life and filling my half percent of life, I feel the happiest person alive with you, with love, always.
I now pronounce you husband and wife. Tony, you may now kiss your wife.